Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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