hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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