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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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