you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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