How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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