My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
