lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
you never un-have a 4some
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
