Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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