apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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