I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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