its not stalking. its research.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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