does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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