Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
grandma shit on top of the toilet
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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