Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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