hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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