i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
