So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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