It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
birth control should be required to get into college
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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