i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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