love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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