yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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