Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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