The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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