Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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