In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There r osticjed everywhere
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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