I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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