The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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