weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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