he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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