Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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