just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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