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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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