i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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