He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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