I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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