Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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