That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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