I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
and i looked up. we had an audience...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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