The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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