I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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