I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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