If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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