And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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