I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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