yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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