I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you have to choose: penises or morals?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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