covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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