ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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