Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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