I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
There's even glitter on my cock...
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