Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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