is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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