is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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