ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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