What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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