Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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