what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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