You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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