Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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