You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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