I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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