o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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